A man's computer won't turn on so he calls a computer maintenance man to come over and try to fix the problem. After looking around the maintenance man says, "I have figured out the problem." as he plugged the computer plug in to the wall. "There has been an I.D.10-T error." "I.D.10-T?" said the confused man. "Don't you know what that means?" asked the maintenance man and after a moment of hesitation he continued, "Write it down on a paper and you might understand." He tipped his hat and was on his way. Meanwhile the man was retrieving a pen and a paper. The man wrote the letters and numbers and took a look....... The paper said ID10T
===================================
some Q & A:
Where do cool mice live?
In mousepads.
What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-o
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of Memory.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker.
What 's the difference between a nurse and a nun?
A nun only serves one God.
======================================
computer cleaning!!!!
Customer:I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work
Repairman: what did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water
Repairman: Water was never ment to go near a computer!!!
Customer: Oh. I bet it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was when i put it in the spin dryer!!!
======================================
BOSS WANTS TOO MUCH
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."
And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
==========================================
Must help the wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
***********************************************
"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.
A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.
While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out...
urn from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.
You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?".
You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
