MEN ARE LIKE..........
1. Men are like . .... Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


(Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know )
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tujhe chahne wale kum na honge,
waqt ke sath shayad hum na honge,
chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyaar dena,
lekin teri yaadon ke haqdar sirf hum hi honge


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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayee hai,
gham ke saagar mein is qadar kho gayee hai,
tum aa jao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri,
mujhe shayad tumaari aadat si ho gayee hai. 

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mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai,
dil ke qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai,
teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen,
qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai.